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Midnight in the Garden of Frank & Ernest (SLA 2/12)

Posted: Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:46:28
by Jaked_One
He'll be frank and you guy's 'll be ernest.

Stay Tuned!

JEG MENER NATURLIGVIS 2/12!

Re: Midnight in the Garden of Frank & Ernest (SLA 3/12)

Posted: Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:59:51
by BZ
Jeg tjekker lige fredagen, men er nok tvivlsom den dag... :(

Uanset hvad, så giver KH moralsk opbakning.

Wir halten zusammen,
wir halten einander aus,
wir halten zueinander;
niemand hält uns auf.

Wir halten euch die Treue,
wir halten daran fest
und halten uns an Regeln,
wenn man uns Regeln lässt.

Und der Haifisch, der hat Tränen
Und die laufen vom Gesicht,
doch der Haifisch lebt im Wasser -
so die Tränen sieht man nicht.

Re: Midnight in the Garden of Frank & Ernest (SLA 3/12)

Posted: Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:23:23
by Jaked_One
Call Initiated:
### Caller ID D-Notice SCL 4, Illegal Line

### D-Notice
### D-Notice
### D-Notice

### Caller Flagged By Getzemane SHIVER Command
### Caller Flagged By Operations
### Caller Flagged By DepSec
### Caller Flagged By Operation Flame Gate
### Caller Flagged By DepStratRes
### Caller Flagged By Team2Morrow
### Caller Using Voice Modulator (True Voice ID(tm)) Failed)
### Caller Trace Initiated (Priority: Critical. SCL-Lock 4.)

Automated Response Unit:
### Monarch Command & Controlled Alerted: Do not approach. Do not engage.
### SHIVER SOC Alerted. Code: Thresher Subversive
### Dark Finder Rapid Response Group being rerouted by DepStratRes. Code: Sooth Sayer

Call Revieved:
### Ms. Ludmillia Kaltkern Blawatsky
### Investigation & Kick Murder Package SCL 9B
### Squad "Up'n'Close Personal Protection"
### Orange Grove Sector.

Operations Record:
### Traffic Violation (Fined, Orange Grove Sector 898SD)
### Subdual of Monarch Team (Fined, Orange Grove Sector 898SD)

Status:
Green-Green 9B, Active

Trace Initiated. Call Revieved.


Male voice: Hello, my name is Ern... Ernesto Frakkville-Rudding. I'm looking for some... Ehr.. y'konw close personal protection.

Female Voice: Hello, I'm Ludmillia Kaltkern Blawatsky of "Up'n'Close Personal Protection", a part of the DT Specialised Protection Service Provicers, under Company Oversight.

Male voice: Wow...Heh, ...Ehr... Cool.

Female Voice: How may we help you?

Male voice: Ehr.. Y'see... I'm holed up at a Bo-Li (CorpMil slang for "Border Line") defensible position Bo-Li UT, awaiting an Ops-shaped shit storm. Y'know... Deadly.

Female voice: Sir, we don't deal with sitautions, that disturb the workings of the Company.

Male voice: Uh, well.. Ehr... Y'see it's not only Bo-Li UT, it's also Bo-Li Company: it's almost family business...

Female voice: Sir, Mr. Fratt-Rubbing we don't deal with sitautions, that includes opposed SLOPS. We are a loyal part of the Company. Have you tried to reason with your family?

Male voice: Uh, reason... Good One - Ship Shaped Y'know... Should have thought of that... Tee-Reason (CorpMil slang for "Treason"). How about y'say 5 cold unified mill?

Female Voice: Absolutely No. I'm offended by your offer. Is this an incident Operations and SHIVERS should be informed about?

Male voice: Ehr... Ok... Cool.. You sound... Ehr... Keen. Y'know.

Female Voice: MR. Frakkerbliss-Rudderless: you're obviously not liste...

Male voice: Uhm-yeah... NOW YOU LISTEN! Ehr, Hon... OK: an old associate of mine told to offer you The Big Vee-Vee (CorpMil slang for "Vengeance") for the Lube-incident. Y'know?

Female Voice: What!?... He said wha..

Male voice: Family: Y'know?! Last Night at The Lubricanna... Y'know?

Female Voice: ...

Female Voice: ... Ehr...

Male voice: C'mon Hon - focus Hon, don't let the anger eat'ya. Think.

Female Voice: Sorry, Mr. Fuggerwild-Klubbing... Mr... My land line seems to be rather noisy today: you keep falling out. May I call you back?

Male voice: Sure... Ehr... Hon. Use the number on the card with the nice flowers ya' received this morning.

Female Voice: ... The pink roses (UT Sultans gang specialising in the flesh trade "Pink Roses") ... Ahr... How fitting. Bye.

- click -

Call Terminated. Trace Fails:
### Ms. Ludmillia Kaltkern Blawatsky
### Investigation & Kick Murder Package SCL 9B
### Squad "Up'n'Close Personal Protection"
### Orange Grove Sector.

### D-Notice
### D-Notice
### D-Notice

Operations Record:
### Traffic Violation (Fined, Orange Grove Sector 898SD)
### Subdual of Monarch Team (Fined, Orange Grove Sector 898SD)
### Flagged By Operations for Violation for Phone Communications Protocol.

Status:
### Green-Yellow 9B, Active

Automated Response Unit:
### Monarch Command & Controlled Alerted: Code: Green - Stand Down. False Alert.
### SHIVER SOC Alerted. Code: Code: Green - Stand Down. False Alert.
### Dark Finder Rapid Response Group: DFRRG "Loyal Answer" Acknowledges Code: Sooth Sayer
### StigMatyr: Code: Yellow - Infiltrate and Terminate.

Automated Response Unit Conclusion:
### Maintenance Blue BNP Issued: Tjeck Land Line of Ms. Ludmillia Kaltkern Blawatsky 9B, Orange Grove Sector. Value 20 Crd. + 10 Crd. DT Bonus.

Re: Midnight in the Garden of Frank & Ernest (SLA 2/12)

Posted: Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:04:16
by BZ
Haha, nogen er vist blevet *en anelse* nervøse, gnæk....

Re: Midnight in the Garden of Frank & Ernest (SLA 2/12)

Posted: Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:20:46
by Juul
uhh nice. Jeg melder mig klar.

Re: Midnight in the Garden of Frank & Ernest (SLA 2/12)

Posted: Mon 28 Nov 2011, 22:50:07
by Jaked_One
@Juul: Det er et godt "handle" - rendyrket Firma-speak:

"DKP/ML står vagt om Den Socialistiske Folkerepublik Albanien... Albanien er en urokkelig bastion for den proletariske verdensrevolution. Proletariatet og de undertrykte folk ser sine forhåbninger og sin fremtid legemliggjort i den virkeliggjorte socialisme i Albanien." - DKP 1982

Re: Midnight in the Garden of Frank & Ernest (SLA 2/12)

Posted: Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:02:09
by Bias
Hmm
### StigMatyr: Code: Yellow - Infiltrate and Terminate.

Thats a shit storm allright.

and

Ludmillia Kaltkern Blawatsky

I guess another shit storm comming.

Re: Midnight in the Garden of Frank & Ernest (SLA 2/12)

Posted: Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:07:23
by JT
### Maintenance Blue BNP Issued: Tjeck Land Line of Ms. Ludmillia Kaltkern Blawatsky 9B, Orange Grove Sector. Value 20 Crd. + 10 Crd. DT Bonus.


Den tager jeg

Re: Midnight in the Garden of Frank & Ernest (SLA 2/12)

Posted: Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:46:28
by Jaked_One
... I fuld power armour med Las Rifle og auto-kanon. "I'm here to fix land line! Please!".

:-)

@Bias: ... Oh, Dear Bias... You Have No Idea.

Jeg regner med at være hos Bias 1800 og at vi starter med aftensmaden? (DSB kan naturligvis tilrette den plan.)

Re: Midnight in the Garden of Frank & Ernest (SLA 2/12)

Posted: Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:06:03
by Bias
Jeg køber ind.

Re: Midnight in the Garden of Frank & Ernest (SLA 2/12)

Posted: Fri 02 Dec 2011, 11:40:16
by BZ
Springer nok over denne gang.

### Code: Orienta Raw Fish/Con Esposa - Infiltrate and consumate, UTC 1700 ###